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Comedy Central
Dec 5, 2012 10:00am PST
all white males. (audience reacts) >> jon: oh, i guess they all look alike to you, williams. (laughter) i'll have you know, there is a great deal of diversity and variety in that group. for instance, with these three gentlemen alone look like the kind of guys who would sell you three very different types of insurance. (laughter) and look at this guy! paul ryan! that guy's god a widow's peak. that's weird. that's different. and that guy, sure, he looks like your average local news anchor. but that other guy near him looks like your average sports announcer. (laughter) so the bland white guy with glasses, that guy's nearsighted but this other guy with glasses, that guy's got astigmatism. there's no -- what's that? really, near sighted as well? (bleep). all right. well at least with that many dudes in the group statistically speaking at least one of them's got to be gay. (laughter) (applause) where is waldo? (laughter) but instead, instead all the media's all hyperfocused "there's no latinos or blacks or women or asians." there's got to be a good reason. >> the leadership point
Comedy Central
Dec 6, 2012 1:00am PST
treats arthritis. alzheimer's. glaucoma. montel williams has been preaching for a long time that, that's what gets him up and enables him-- >> let's not drag montel williams into this, okay. all right pro-pot advocates we see your bald black man and raise you a black bald man. >> marijuana is the slippery slope to hell. it's a gateway drug. >> what about those who say if you make it to 90 who gives a crap what you do? you can shoot heroine into your nut sacks. >> i will give a care what i do if i make tow 90. i certainly don't want to get stoned and sit around the home doing nothing. >> yes, our elderly are completely unprepared for how marijuana will affect their couch-bound, judge judy watching schedule. >> take abe tote. maybe eat a magic brownie. it fits so well into the senior lifestyle. it's probably the only thing they can use that's actually going to give them a better quality of life, take away a lot of their pain. >> and even though medical marijuana has been shown to reduce pain for a.l.s., diabetes, glaucoma, fibromyalgia, arthritis, multiple sclerosis and a few other
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